terrifying/baggy halloween costume
Sir, I am going to need you to put some clothes on and step out of the vehicle.
ATTACKLE!
Happy 99th day!
she DIDN’T!
why yes, I have been watching you non-stop this entire time…
why you look so worried?
okay, do a step-kick-step-step-turn-jazz hands!
hells yeah, i wanna go sled.
lay down some beats
uh… uh… alright
Ima motherfucking polar bear
out in the cold.
Mauling baby seals
never gets old.
I am the king of the tundra
better be afraid.
I am going to eat you.
Your rib cage is where my beats are played.
Terrible Bear Raps 2012
gurl plz, you wouldn’t know how to catch a fish if it hit you upside the head
HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! !!!
AAAHHAAARRRAAGRAAAAPLAAGLUPH!!!!
go and tell your bear she is fucking up the wrong tree.
I’ll never let go, Jack.
WINK
hold you?
